Tony: pepper code light purple again
Tony: the fuck do I do
Pepper: What’s going on this time? Please dont tell me its another ASPCA commercial, we taked about those.
Tony: No it’s worse
Tony: so
Tony:much
Tony:worse
Pepper: Okay, calm down. What’s the matter?
Tony: oh god hes clinging to my arm HE’S A FUCKING SUPER SOLDIER OW THAT SMARTS.
Pepper: Tony, you’re going all Thor on me. Explain. What’s wrong?
Tony: were at the theatre and Steve is FREAKING OUT
Pepper: Scary movie?
Tony: not even! Its rated G for fucks sake!
Pepper: What’s he scared of?
Tony: the 3d effects, i think, he digs his nails into my arm every time it’s used.
Pepper: You took someone from the 40s to a 3D? Did you give him any warning?
Pepper: Never mind. I know you didn’t. Now put the armrest up and let him hide his face in your jacket and feed him gummy worms or whatever it is you superheroes do on dates.
Tony: help yourself to anything on my behalf. You know my credit information.
Pepper: You’re welcome, Tony.
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